Dear friends, all who will read this)))) This was not written by me .... a little out of my style and slang is not mine, but ..... so cool SAID !!!!
"Yes, we got fucked up. But this, you see, such as the background to fucking. The familiar, native and even favorite places. Not a one-time full of tragedy Fuck that happens or comes, and permanent, which is always with us. This fucking nowhere not "come", he immediately aborigine, before we settled down, there was always and forever abide. Yet our ancestors were not born, and already fucking vital invisibly among native birches. So he did not come to us, and we to him - since we live together. He is to us often as neighbors comes to visit, then to one, then immediately to many. And do not throw them out, he's the boss.
We told them, among other things, even proud - they say, such a fucked up, as we do, no one is not present. Here you have there is just hot sand and the Arabs, and we have - he fucked up. With this climate heat and the Arabs do not survive, and fucking flowers and ears. Fucked up - he animal fur, he immediately comfortable. If the Great Ustiug Father Frost, the whole Russia - the birthplace fucked. Yes, and Santa Claus, if you think about it, the same fucking with a beard made ??of cotton ...
And because someone may be a democracy, dictatorship, socialism, oligarchy, and we have a political system at all times. And this system - fucked. Someone crisis, economic depression or raw catastrophe - and we have all of it, darling, fucked up. "Well, what we have in the economy? - Yes fucked! "Someone king, king, emperor, president, prime minister - and we have personalized fucked on the throne. And how would he face did not look as though not called - post it and are all the same - fucking. "Well, as you a new president? - Yes fucked! "Someone earthquake, flood, hurricane, typhoon, tornado - and we - oops - he again! And we call the purely for statistical purposes - Chernobyl fucking well or there Sayano-Shushenskaya - but inside always know that it's the same fucking came home. "Well, we happened again? - Yes fucked! "We always look forward to it and are not surprised, and even speak with satisfaction:" Well, it was long overdue. I told you that he is about to come! ". Someone war or occupation, or invasion - and we again he fucked up. And if he had ever truly Aryan whitish snout, although the Mongol-Tatar unwashed mug - but we learn immediately and accurately. "Oh, it's you, my dear, come again?" Well, come on, blasphemy. What to eat, and his own, the usual.
I do not understand why we were not used to rename from Russia and Fucking. Fucking of Soviet Socialist Republics for example. Well, Fuck or Independent States. Well, or just Great Fucking from sea to sea - it's someone pathos lacking.
And we live here in the Grand fucking great and mighty pizdetskom language discussing their mournful pizdetskie case. And for each question: "Well, how are you?" Specified arbitrarily chosen sopizdetsniku guaranteed to get the answer: "Yes fucked! '"
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